'Loki was left-handed and took a broom that was on the very end. He had plenty of flying practice at home, but he was still nervous. His first day had been going so badly, one more embarrassing moment would just be the cherry on top.'
It's a pet theory of mine that at some point, everything in fandom has been crossed with Harry Potter.
Sometimes this is a full-on cross-over, with the characters from the Harry Potter books/films running around with characters from Marvel or DC or Torchwood or whatever.
Sometimes, though, this crossover takes the form of a Hogwarts/Harry Potter AU.
A Hogwarts and/or Harry Potter AU is an Alternate Universe where the characters from a fandom are placed in the setting of the Wizarding World, attend Hogwarts, work as Aurors, etc.
This may or may not involve actual appearances from Harry, Ron, and Hermione.