If you don't know, Caffeinated Current Events (CCE) is where I explain
various stuff in the news whilst under the influence of caffeinated
beverages.
I haven't actually written a CCE post in a while because... 2020. But I felt
like now was the right time to do so because... 2020.
Disclaimer Time: This post is primarily a satirical and snarky
look at the news, intended for entertainmaint and comedy purposes. As
such, hyperbole is likely. You've been warned - don't sue.
This time, I thought I'd take some real-life headlines and explain them
with my own cynically optimistic and optimistically cynical caffeine-hyped
frame of mind.
I'll link to the article each headline comes from so that you can see what
the 'professional' news reporting is like!