'The tall Death Eater was wearing a shirt that said, 'Hermione Has Forgotten How To Dance,' so Hermione dipped his face in mud.'
OK, so this week's fic is a little bit different.
It's def. on the strange side, but there's a reason for that!
And all will be revealed *mysterious hand motions*
(I don't know what mysterious hand motions are either, just go with it.)