(Warning: As you can probably tell from the title, this post discussed Coronavirus/Covid 19, Lockdowns, and people acting like petulant children)
I'm in a local Lockdown.
...Along with nearly half of the population of Wales, and nearly a quarter of the population of the UK as a whole.
(Yeah... the government's working so hard to avoid a nationwide lockdown that the entire nation may well end up in 'local' lockdown.)