Sunday 14 October 2018

Nerd Church - Caffeinated Current Events: A Glossary

I'm full of coffee and political opinions!

Let's talk about some of the words and phrases we're using in 2018!

Caffeinated Current Events title image with coffee cup

Disclaimer: This is satire, or trying to be anyhow, so that's why it sounds like I'm taking things lightly!

Also, I do talk about Brett Kavanaugh, so, heads up.

America, WTF?

What everyone else on the planet is saying right now.

Seriously, America, what the actual f**k?! Deal with your country's sh**!

Ron Weasley: 'Dafuq'
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The UK's leaving the EU, and we are F-U-C... you get the point!

Inbetweeners: 'You bumder!'
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What we apparently all thought we were voting for with Brexit.


People who can't accept that we are not, in fact, The Full English.

Not The Full Monty either. In case that was a satisfactory replacement.

Homer Simpson making a bowl of cereal only for it to burst into flames
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Brett Kavanaugh

America's second biggest current shame.

(The biggest is orange.)

Matt Damon on SNL is essentially how the rest of the world sees you right now:

(Warning: v. mild flashing images, subjects such as sexual assault, and victim-blaming)

Run time: 13.04


That thing that Superman's allergic to*.

Oh, and some Labour dude's supporters.

Superman screaming
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*Yes, I know that's Kryptonite, I'm joking. Do not try to out-nerd me. K?


The UK's emergency committee.

Also super villains.


Cobra commander: 'Fool, I will shoot you with this laser gun!'
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The Russian spy agency, and the lead character from Despicable Me.

Both have minions.

Gru: Oh Yes!
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Someone who knows how f**ked Breakfast has made the UK.

Family Guy's Peter: 'Brian! There's a message in my Alpha-Bits! It says "oooooooo"' Brian: 'Peter, those are Cheerios.'
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Last updated: 18th Oct 2018


  1. LOL this was such a funny, and yet such a true post! Also that SNL skit was so damn funny. But it’s also sad that it was funny but also a pretty accurate representation of what actually happened.

    1. Thanks! <3 :)

      I know, if you didn't laugh, you'd cry!

  2. yup WTH is wrong with us, US? smh. embarrassed

    1. I speak for the majority of the rest of the world when I say: please, get rid of him.

  3. Thanks so much! Glad I could lighten your morning! :)

  4. There's so many messed up things going on I can't even keep up with them all anymore. But sometimes we need to laugh anyway! Fun post :-)

    1. Laugh or you'd cry Kristen, laugh or you'd cry ;) And thanks, I try! :)

  5. Can we all find a cryogenic chamber somewhere and have people wake us up when the world isn't insane? I guess not ... we'd probably sleep forever.

    Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction


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