Micropoetry time!
*cue imaginary jingle of your choice*
These are a bit more *waves hands vaguely* context-dependent than my
usual micropoetry, so a little background info:
The second one (let's start at the end, why not?) is kinda based in all the
sh** going down in the world right now.
The first one is very specifically
about Partygate.
I actually posted it on Twitter with hashtags calling for Boris Johnson to
resign, so yes #political. You know I don't care whether you agree with me or
not, and that's fine.
And I'm overly-pleased with myself for the 'Eton mess' bit, which probably
makes zero sense to those of you who aren't British, but at least I amused
myself!
So here we are, February's Micropoetry!
As always, for those using screen readers, the poetry is in the alt-text with
/ marks showing line breaks.