'“Oh, my God,” Tony hisses. “Aren’t you like the greatest assassin the world’s ever seen? Why are you struggling so much with a stupid knot?”'
I actually have no idea WTF I just read - but I kind of love it.
That's one the fab-est things about fanfiction, dearest nerdlets, it's so very, very, random.
And it can surprise you. Even when you've read what has to amount to thousands of fics.