'"In the meantime, I'm going to annoy our son back into the Light," Han said with restored good cheer.
"That's not how it works," Leia said.
"Has anyone tried?"'
Sometimes, I just love the randomness of fanfiction.
Like, if you hype up Hollywood writers on a lot of coffee, deprive them of sleep, and then give them action figures to play with, you get fanfic authors.
And that, my dearest nerdlets, is just one of the many beautiful things about the internet.
So this fic is based on the modern Star Wars films, and has a butt-tonne of SPOILERS, ok? Ok.